Emo Vigilante.

How pathetic is that. Do you wanna beat him with a club as much as I do?

Smart Phone Paranoia.

Remember the old days when we got in the car, drove our walking route, and then subtracted the difference on the odometer to tell how far we'd gone?

Soooooo 20th century.

Who Will Join Me?!?

If I had the time and money, this would be a lot of fun. Go to the SModcast site and listen to the intro to #117: Live Nude Fargo. It's inspiring.

Really Pandering Now.

Ah, Boomtown Minivans. Never Change.

This One Oughta Make Me Some Friends.

Running "Hot" May Not Help Anybody.

You can read the whole article here. It doesn't seem to reach any distinct conclusions, except that EMTs have a 300% greater chance of getting killed on the job, and some people have been killed in ambulance accidents who were not ailing from anything fatal.

The authors studied more than 3,000 trauma patients—those with low blood pressures from bleeding, head injuries, and difficulty breathing—and looked at various time intervals after a 9-1-1 call. The times were compared with outcomes for the patients in the hospital. The result: shorter intervals did not appear to improve survival.

It's interesting. In the comic, naturally, I take it to the extreme, which I wouldn't want to see happening.